Anonymous asked: Dear Katie,I spoofle you. You have a nice clock. You make me soooo hornyyy. You should take me to Bugatti's. Someday I will fuck you on top of a globe. You + me = gay sponge bath. If I saw you now I’d correct your grammar. I want to watch Asian porn with you. I would build a butt plug just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be Womanizer. We could poop furiously under the stars. Love, Douchebag Kramer (P.S. Kramer's getting some tonight.)
I’ll take you to Bugatti’s when I work there.
Maybe I’ll work at the realllllly fancy one.
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WRITE ME A LETTER (anonymous or not)
Dear ______,
I ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I’d __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars.
Love,
_______________(P.S. ______________.)
I know you’re there…
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Let’s play ‘Tumblr 20 Questions’. The next 20 questions I get, I’ll answer honestly.
Watch me get nothing…
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I would cry if I got tickets.
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Let’s play ‘Tumblr 20 Questions’. The next 20 questions I get, I’ll answer honestly.
Watch me get nothing…
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I kept laughing during English today. My teacher came up to me at the end and said “You’re sure entertaining yourself, aren’t you?”
I was laughing because of her douche bag husband, douche bag Kramer, but she didn’t know that.
BUT EVERYTHING SHE DOES IS SO ADORABLE UGH I CAN’T EVEN
WHY MUST I HAVE A CRUSH ON HER
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the yawn trick
so casual..
same
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She'd dream of paradise.: the person i like and why i like them.a famous person i’ve been... →
- the person i like and why i like them.
- a famous person i’ve been compared to.
- 5 things that irritate me about the same sex/opposite sex.
- the best thing that has happened to me this week.
- weird things i do when i’m alone.
- how i’d spend ten thousand bucks.
- things i like…
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Reblog if you think no one has a crush on you.
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